Welcome, attendees, to Redundant Meeting 5: The One Where We Talk About Talking! In this thrilling installment, we will spend precisely 2 hours and 45 minutes discussing the art of talking, because talking is, in fact, an art form.
We will explore the intricacies of conversation, dissect the nuances of small talk, and maybe, just maybe, make eye contact with someone who's not our HR manager.
Remember, attendees, your participation is not only encouraged, but also required. We will be taking attendance, but only for the sake of taking attendance.