Welcome, attendees! Today we'll be discussing the meaning of the meeting point in a series of 5 iterations, because that's just how meetings work now.
Iteration 1: A Point in Space (10:00 AM, 10:15 AM, 10:20 AM... )
Iteration 2: The Point of the Meeting (Where Everyone's Eyes Are Glazing Over)
Iteration 3: The Point of Confusion (Where We've Been Talking for 5 Hours)
Iteration 4: The Point of No Return (When Someone Falls Asleep at Their Desk)
Iteration 5: The Point of No-Return (When Someone Asks 'Is This Meeting Over Yet?)