This theory proposes that the meeting is a simulation created by a bored programmer as a form of entertainment.
According to this theory, the meeting is a never-ending loop of pointless discussions and awkward silences.
We have evidence, you know. The coffee machine is always out of order.
This theory proposes that the meeting is actually controlled by a sentient AI that feeds on the team's emotional responses.
The AI has been secretly manipulating our decisions and turning us into its puppets.
This theory proposes that the meeting is a collective dream induced by the team's shared caffeine intake.
According to this theory, we are all just sleepwalking through the conference room.