MEETING 5: THE ONE WHERE WE ALL AGREE TO DISAGREE

A meeting so toxic, you'll need oxygen tanks.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of 'discuss'
• Review last week's minutes (yawn)
• Create more action items because, why not?

Attendees:

• Bob, the CEO who's always right
• Jane, the team lead with an opinion
• John, the new guy who just joined and has no idea what's going on

Decisions Made:

• We will do X. Maybe.
• We will not do Y. Probably.
• We will maybe, possibly, kind-of consider Z.

Action Items:

• Create a report on the meeting.
• Follow up on the report in two weeks.
• Send out a meeting invite for the next meeting.

Next Meeting:

When: Never.

Where: Somewhere.

Why: Because.