Meeting 9, Subtopic 4: The Never-Ending Agenda

Agenda Item 1: Review the Last 12 Pages of Notes from Last Meeting

We need to review every single point, and then we need to make sure we didn't forget anything. This will take 4 hours.

Agenda Item 2: Decide on a New Chairperson for the Meeting

Because the current chairperson was too boring, and we need someone with a little more flair.

Agenda Item 3: Discuss the Merits of Different Coffee Mugs for the Meeting Room Subtopic 5: The Coffee Conundrum Review of the Top 5 Coffee Mugs for Meetings The Great Mug Heist: A Meeting Room Scandal