Our Vague Manifesto

Article I: Meetings are a fundamental right

Article II: Vagueness is a virtue

Article III: The pursuit of productivity is a myth

Article IV: The only way to get anything done is by having a meeting

Article V: The more meetings, the better

Article VI: Our motto: "We will meet, and we will meet often"

Article VII: The only thing that matters is the meeting

Article VIII: We will make you meet, and you will attend

Article IX: Meetings: the ultimate solution to all life's problems

Article X: If at first you don't succeed, have another meeting

Article XI: Meetings are the new black

Article XII: The more you meet, the more you will meet

Article XIII: Our meetings are a never-ending journey

Article XIV: And so on, and so on...