Dear Seeker of the Ancient Knowledge, we welcome your submission for our esteemed Prophecies of the Ancients collection!
- Ensure that your prophecy is delivered in a format that is at least 500 words long, but no more than 2000 words. Anything shorter is an insult to the ancient ones.
- Please, for the love of all things mystical, proofread your submission for any grammatical errors, typos, or any other forms of linguistic wizardry.
- Submissions must be original works of art and cannot be copied from any other source, including the great and powerful Oracle of the Internet.
- Do not, we repeat, DO NOT, submit any work that contains any form of hate speech, racism, sexism, or any other form of -ism that would make the ancient ones weep with sorrow.
- We accept submissions from both living and non-living beings. Yes, that includes the undead, but please be aware that our review process may take longer due to the complexities of dealing with, well, dead people.
We look forward to reviewing your submission! Remember, only the pure of heart and the brave of spirit shall be selected for inclusion in our sacred collection!
Submit Your Work!