Our Prophecies

• Prophecy 42

  Prophecy 42: The World Will End on a Thursday

  We have reason to believe that the world as we know it will end on a Thursday. Don't bother trying to reschedule.

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• Prophecy 13

  Prophecy 13: The Invention of the Inflato-Suit

  Our top-secret agents in the future have reported the invention of a suit that will allow humans to breathe underwater. We're still waiting for the patent.

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• Prophecy 42 (Alternate Timeline)

  Prophecy 42: The World Will End on a Friday

  We have reason to believe that the world as we know it will end on a Friday. Because, you know, Fridays are the worst.

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• Prophecy 42: The Sequel

  Prophecy 42: The Sequel

  We have reason to believe that the world as we know it will end... again. Because, you know, it's always about the Thursday.

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