Meeting 1: Prophecy Bureau

Where the future is decided, but not always implemented.

Today's Agenda:

- Item 1: Predicting the apocalypse with 100% accuracy (but only for the first 5 minutes)

Item 2: Discussing the merits of a 4-day workweek for all sentient beings

Item 3: Eating too much pizza, because why not?

We will be taking a 15 minute break for the prophecy-induced existential crisis

Next Meeting: Meeting 2

Previous Meeting: Meeting 1

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