A Meeting in Progress, with Regrets

We are currently in a meeting that is going nowhere. The air is stale, the coffee is cold, and the conversation is dull.

Our goal is to accomplish absolutely nothing, which is a challenge we are all happy to face with great enthusiasm.

Regrets

We regret not having a better meeting agenda.

We regret not having more coffee.

We regret not having a better parking spot.

Read about our parking woes here

Proceed to the adjournment of this meeting

Learn about the history of adjournment