Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: Appendix 4

Warning: The contents of this appendix may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous face-palming, and involuntary use of the phrase "Oh no, not again!"

Page 4: "The Art of Not-Meeting-Related Stress Reduction Techniques"

Did you know that meeting-related stress can be reduced by 99% by simply not attending meetings?

Or, if that's not possible, try staring at a wall during the meeting. The results may vary, but at least it's a good exercise in creative focus.