It was a typical Tuesday afternoon when Jane Doe, one of our star team members, decided to take a break and grab a snack from the vending machine. What happened next would become the stuff of office legend.
As reported in the Doritos Debrief, Jane somehow managed to consume the entire bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos in under 5 minutes.
Aware of the severity of the situation, our CEO, John Doe, immediately called an emergency meeting to address the crisis.
After a thorough investigation, it was determined that Jane was not responsible for her actions. The incident was ruled an "Unforeseen Confluence of Cravings and Vending Machine Malfunctions".
We are currently working on implementing new vending machine security measures to prevent such incidents in the future. In the meantime, please be aware of the Doritos-filled vending machines in the break room.