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The Appendix of Regret: Where Dreams Go To Die

Our Doomsayers

Chief Regret Officer: Boris (BSc in Catastrophism)

Expert in predicting the worst-case scenarios. His motto: "I told you so."

Learn more about his impressive collection of disaster movies.

Head of Negative Thinking: Karen

Specialist in finding the dark side of everything. Her motto: "It's all going to end in flames."

Read her latest gloomy weather forecast.

Director of Despair: Dave

Master of the art of being unimpressed. His motto: "Underwhelmed and underwhelmed, that's me."

Share your worst customer reviews.