Meet the experts who have dedicated their lives to ensuring that the apocalypse is as miserable as possible.
Our Doomsday Team:
A team of highly trained professionals who have given up on humanity's potential.
Bob, the Doomsday Expert
Bob is our team leader. He's been predicting the end of the world since 2012, and has finally gotten it right.
Alan, the Pessimist
Alan has a Ph.D. in Pessimism and a Master's in Disappointment. He's always finding the worst in every situation.
Bernie, the Cynic
Bernie has a way of finding the underlying motives behind everyone's actions. He's always uncovering conspiracies and predicting the worst.