| Member | Specialty | Apocalypse Contributions |
|---|---|---|
| John Smith | Expert in all things Cheese | Developed the patented "Cheese-based Economy Collapse" theory |
| Jane Doe | Master of Doom-filled Projections | Forecasts the end of all dairy production by 2025 |
Our team of expert doomers is dedicated to providing the most accurate and entertaining predictions for the impending cheese apocalypse. We're not just talking about a shortage, folks. We're talking about the end of all cheese as we know it.
Check out our latest report, "Cheese Apocalypse Report 42: The Final Edition", for the latest on our research.