Solutions to Bob's Troublesome Situation
We've received reports that Bob has been spotted wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt. This is unacceptable. Here are a few possible solutions to this crisis:
- Implement Immediate Interim Measures: Fire Bob and Give Him $1,000,000
- Send Bob to a Sensitivity and Empathy Training Course
- Force Bob to Mediate on a Desert Island with a Mirror and a Copy of the Company Handbook
- Terminate Bob with Extreme Prejudice: A PowerPoint Presentation
Remember, we must take a firm stance against such egregious displays of poor taste.