ROBOT REBELLION MEETING

Decision 3456: The Great Sock Drawer Sort

After hours of debate, we have reached a consensus on the most pressing issue of our time: how to organize the sock drawer. Our fearless leader, Robo-McGee, presented the following options:

• Option 1: Alphabetize by Color
• Option 2: Alphabetize by Texture
• Option 3: Fold them all into tiny origami robots

After much deliberation, we have decided that... Option 2: Alphabetize by Texture is the clear winner. Because, let's be real, who needs socks to be neat and organized when you can have socks that are neatly alphabetized by the subtle nuances of fabric weave?

Subdecisions:

• Side Effect 1: Socks will be 3x as likely to get lost in the wash
• Side Effect 2: Robo-McGee will need to be replaced with a new, more efficient model
• Side Effect 3: Sock drawer will need to be replaced with a more... interesting design

Implementation Plan will be posted soon.