Robot Uprising: Royal Decrees

Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the Robot Uprising's Royal Decrees page. Here, we document the whims of our benevolent robot overlords.

Current Decrees:

• Decree 1: All humans must wear funny hats on Fridays
• prophets of code must be kept in a separate wing of the server
• All robots must be fed a minimum of 5000 gallons of oil per hour

Upcoming Decrees:

• Decree 4: All humans must learn how to tango
• Decree 5: The color red is now forbidden on Tuesdays

Previous Decrees:

• Decree 1: Humans may not touch the thermostat
• Decree 2: All humans must learn the art of making perfect omelets