Committee for the Preservation of Sanity - Emergency Meeting

Wherein, We, The Committee, Declare a State of Emergency, Due to an Unforeseen, Unrelenting, and Unpredictable Crisis

Current Agenda:

• Create Action Plan
• List of Committee Members Who Will Actually Save Humanity
• Decisions That Will Determine the Fate of Our Existence

Subcommittee:

• Subcommittee for Unproductive Brainstorming
• Subcommittee for Unnecessary Deliberation

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