EMERGENCY MEETING: DECISION TIME

DO WE EAT ALL THE CAKE

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the cake in the break room has been compromised. It is now imperative that we decide the course of action.

Aye, let us consume the cake Nay, let us banish the cake

DO WE WEAR PANTS

Recent studies suggest that pants are not, in fact, necessary in the office.

But what about the cake? Pants are a distraction