HR MIKE'S EMERGENCY MEETING

Welcome, committee members! I'm calling this meeting to address the pressing issue of the missing donuts from the break room. I've been investigating, and it appears that someone has been sneaking into the break room at midnight and devouring all the donuts.

I've set up a list of action items to address this crisis:

• Lock the donut room door
• Increase donut budget by 50% to deter theft
• Assign a donut monitoring team to keep an eye on things

Let's get this donut crisis under control!

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