Emergency Meeting Minutes - Appendix

Unofficial, totally-not-true, and possibly-altered records of the most chaotic meeting in company history

Warning: the contents of this appendix are so secret that we're not really sure what's real and what's not.

Confidential Notes

Someone ate the last donut. Again.

The copier jammed. Again.

The CEO's cat is still plotting to take over the world.

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Remember, these are just notes. Don't tell anyone we have a meeting minutes generator.

Unresolved Issues

Who ate the last donut?

Why does the copier always jam?

Is the CEO's cat secretly a robot?

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