Emergency Meeting: Ghost Pepper Pretzel Reform Act
Due to the growing concern over the excessive spiciness of ghost pepper pretzels in the break room, we are convening an emergency meeting to discuss the matter.
Agenda:
Current Status:
The current status of the ghost pepper pretzels is as follows:
- Severity of spiciness: 8.5/10
- Number of affected employees: 3
- Casualty count: 2
- Number of complaints filed: 17
Key Questions:
Will we allow ghost pepper pretzels in the break room?
Can we establish a threshold for spiciness levels?
Should we create a pretzel ombudsman to mediate pretzel disputes?
Can we outsource the pretzel taste testing to a third party?
Key Stakeholders:
- Janice, HR
- Ryan, Break Room Manager
- Dr. Lee, Spiciness Expert