Item 1: Debate on whether ghost pepper pretzels are a threat to public safety.
Item 2: Vote on whether ghost pepper pretzels should be banned from company premises.
Item 3: Discussion of the economic impact of ghost pepper pretzel prohibition.
Action Item: Establish a new committee to oversee the regulation of ghost pepper pretzels.
We hereby establish a 3-person committee to investigate the effects of ghost pepper pretzels on productivity.
Committee members will be appointed by the Neo-Brutalist Council within 3 business days.
The committee will report back to the council within 6 business days.