Due to growing concerns about the safety and sanity of employees, the management has called an emergency meeting to discuss the introduction of a new Ghost Pepper Pretzel Reform Act.
The meeting will take place in the Conference Room on the 4th floor. Please bring your favorite snack, preferably something other than Ghost Pepper Pretzels.
Agenda:
Remember, this is an emergency meeting, so please arrive prepared.
See you soon.
Lobbying groups from around the world have been known to descend upon the conference room in a frenzy of protest and/or support.
Don't forget to bring your noise-maker for the Pepper Palooza.