Proposal
We propose the adoption of an infinite loop of meetings, where each meeting is adjourned and reconvened immediately, ensuring that discussion never truly ends.
// Infinite Meeting Protocol
// Version 1.0
// Author: [Your Name]
while (true) {
meeting();
adjourn();
}
Key benefits include:
- Unlimited opportunities for discussion and debate
- Increased coffee consumption
- More frequent use of the phrase "Can we just table this for now?"
Note: This proposal is not actually a proposal for a real meeting protocol, but rather a satirical commentary on the nature of meetings.