Meet the Team: John D. Doedelus
John D. Doedelus is a renowned expert in the field of Procrastination, Time Management, and Coffee Machine Repair.
His impressive skills in doing absolutely nothing have been recognized by the Best Procrastinator award.
When he's not busy doing absolutely nothing, he's usually found in the secret lair, surrounded by his extensive collection of antique toasters.
John's personal motto: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try... and then take a three-hour nap."