Minutes of Mayhem

Mandarinus Meeting Minutes

Date: Today, Because Who Cares?

Attendees:

Mandarinus, Overlord of Slightly-Competent Decisions
Bob, Intern of Unrelenting Boredom
Jim, Lord of the Keyboard, King of the Mouse

Meeting Notes:

Discussion of the new "Intranet" system, where we will all pretend to care about each other's thoughts and ideas, but secretly just scroll through our phones.

Decided to have a meeting to decide if we should have more meetings. Conclusion: more meetings.

Bob asked if we could have a meeting about having more meetings. We said no.

Actions Items:

Assign someone to write a report about the meetings we've had about having meetings.
Have a cake for the next meeting. Because cake.
Decide on a meeting time that doesn't conflict with Bob's nap schedule.

Next Meeting: Because We Clearly Haven't Had Enough Yet View Agenda (if you care)