Treatment

For the sake of your sanity, we've compiled a list of treatments for the following:

Common Conditions:

• Insomnia
• Seasonal Affective Disorder
• Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

Uncommon Conditions:

• Nightmare Disorder
• Sudden Onset Chronic Sneezing

Side effects: May cause excessive yawning, increased likelihood of talking to plants, or an intense desire to reorganize your sock drawer.