Meetings of the Tyrants, Inc.

Welcome to the most productive waste of time you'll ever experience.

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Introduction to the meeting
• 9:05 AM - 10:00 AM: Theoretical discussion of theoretical models
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Bureaucratic infighting
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break (optional)
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The never-ending debate about who ate the last donut

Important Links:

• The Break Room: Where Dreams Go to Die
• The Lobby: Where Hope Goes to Frustration

Disclaimer: Meetings of the Tyrants, Inc. is not responsible for the loss of productivity or sanity.