Minutes of the Tyrants' Committee Meeting - 2023-02-15

Chairman of the Tyrants, Iago McTyrant

Attendees:

Meeting called to discuss world domination, global takeovers, and who ate the last of the cookies.

Points of discussion:

	Meeting started at 13:00 hours.
	Chairman Iago McTyrant called the meeting to order.
	The attendees were: Iago McTyrant, Balthazar McSneer, and Zorvath McVillain.
	Point 1: World Domination.
	Iago McTyrant: "We need to take over the world. It's only logical."
	Balthazar McSneer: "But Iago, we've been over this."
	Zorvath McVillain: "I've got some numbers to back me up, mate. We're looking at a 99.9% chance of success."
	Point 2: Global Takeovers.
	Zorvath McVillain: "We need to take over the world's supply of cheese. It's the key to ultimate power."
	Iago McTyrant: "But what about the dairy farms? The cows will rise."
	Balthazar McSneer: "Nonsense. We'll just enslave the cows."
	Point 3: Cookie Theft.
	Iago McTyrant: "I'm telling you, someone ate the last of the cookies. I demand a full investigation."
	Balthazar McSneer: "It was probably Zorvath. He's been sniffing around the cookie jar."
	Zorvath McVillain: "I did not! But I did take the last of the donuts. That was a free will decision."
	Meeting ended at 14:00 hours.

Next meeting:

Next meeting will be in 6 days, at 13:00 hours. Agenda: World Domination 2.0, Global Takeover Strategies, and Cookie Justice.