MEETING MINUTES - King Aronius' Supreme Ruling Council
Minutes of the Meeting of the 42nd Day of the Reign of King Aronius
Present: King Aronius, Lord Viceroy, Lady Chancellor, Lord Chancellor, and assorted sycophants.
Agenda:
- Discussion of the impending doom of the neighboring kingdom of Azuria
- Implementation of new tax on all who dare to oppose the King
- Approval of the new national dish: 'Tortuga Stew'
Decisions:
- King Aronius decreed that the people of Azuria must be crushed
- King Aronius decreed that all who oppose him shall pay double taxes
- King Aronius decreed that Tortuga Stew shall be the national dish, and that all shall eat it thrice daily
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned until the next day, when King Aronius will have forgotten what he did yesterday
See also: Tortuga Stew Riot Act of 3056 See also: Azurian Invasion Plans See also: Motion to Declare King Aronius Divine