Weekly Meeting: The Most Exciting 5 Hours of Your Life

Today's meeting: because who needs a raise when you can attend another meeting?

Action Items from the Previous Meeting:

• 2022-01-01: The "Let's talk about the thing" meeting
• 2022-01-08: The "We're still talking" meeting

Action Items for this Meeting:

• 2023-02-20: Action Item 1: "Buy more coffee for the break room"
• 2023-02-20: Action Item 2: "Fire the IT department for not having enough bandwidth"

Other meetings:

• Daily Meeting: Because 8 hours wasn't enough
• Monthly Meeting: Where we all pretend to be excited

Next meeting: same time, same place, same excitement level