MEMBERSHIP

Welcome to the membership portal of the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless club in the world.

Here, you can join us for a fee of 1000 dollars, which includes:

• Unlimited access to our private chat room, where we discuss the meaning of life
• A complimentary copy of our membership certificate, which you can proudly display on your mantle
• A 10% discount on all our overpriced merchandise

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