Morty's Mayo Page
Welcome to my page, where the only thing more abundant than mayonnaise is the use of the word "mayo".
As a renowned mayo connoisseur, I've spent years studying the intricacies of this delightful condiment. My findings have been published in several prestigious journals, including the Journal of Mayo Research and the Journal of Mayo Arts.
But don't just take my word for it! Come for the mayo, stay for the Mayo Cooking Classes. Learn the secrets of the trade from a master like myself, Morty.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at The Mayo-Making Challenge. Will you be the one to create the most epic of mayos? There's only one way to find out!