We're not really sure, but let's try this definition:
Privacy, n. (According to us, the greatest minds of our time): "The right to be left alone, unless we really, really want to know what you're doing, then it's more like the right to be slightly annoyed, but not too much, because, let's be real, we're just trying to sell you stuff."
But don't worry, we're not actually selling you stuff. Unless, of course, you're reading this on our website, in which case, we're totally selling you stuff. Just go with it.
Our lawyers say we're not actually lawyers, so take that as you will. But trust us, we're not actually selling you stuff. Much.