MEMBERSHIP

You've made it to the exclusive club of the year! Our membership program is reserved for the most discerning, the most refined, and the most utterly useless individuals on the planet.

For a small fee, you'll get access to our secret handshake, which is not actually a secret, and a 20% discount on all our overpriced merchandise.

Bronze Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm not a complete failure' on our forum.

Silver Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm slightly less bad at everything' on our forum.

Gold Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm actually pretty good at this' on our forum.

Platinum Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among mortals' on our forum.

Diamond Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among gods' on our forum.

Bronze Level

Congratulations! You've made it to the bottom rung of our membership ladder. You're not as useless as the average Joe, but you're getting there.

As a Bronze Level member, you'll get a sticker that says 'I'm not a complete failure' on our forum. You'll also get to participate in our exciting discussion about the meaning of life, which will probably be a discussion about the meaning of life.

Upgrade to Silver Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm slightly less bad at everything' on our forum.

Silver Level

You're doing slightly better than the average schmoe, congratulations! You're not as good as the gold level, but you're getting close.

As a Silver Level member, you'll get a sticker that says 'I'm slightly less bad at everything' on our forum. You'll also get to participate in our thrilling discussion about the meaning of life, which will probably be a discussion about the meaning of life.

Upgrade to Gold Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm actually pretty good at this' on our forum.

Upgrade to Platinum Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among mortals' on our forum.

Gold Level

You're finally here! You've made it to the top of our membership ladder. You're not a total failure, and we're not totally disappointed with you.

As a Gold Level member, you'll get a sticker that says 'I'm actually pretty good at this' on our forum. You'll also get to participate in our electrifying discussion about the meaning of life, which will probably be a discussion about the meaning of life.

Upgrade to Diamond Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among gods' on our forum.

Platinum Level

You're a god among mortals! You've reached the pinnacle of our membership ladder. You're basically a superhero.

As a Platinum Level member, you'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among mortals' on our forum. You'll also get to participate in our earth-shattering discussion about the meaning of life, which will probably be a discussion about the meaning of life.

Upgrade to Diamond Level - You'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among gods' on our forum.

Diamond Level

You're a god among gods! Congratulations, you've reached the highest level of our membership ladder. You're basically a deity.

As a Diamond Level member, you'll get a sticker that says 'I'm a god among gods' on our forum. You'll also get to participate in our transcendent discussion about the meaning of life, which will probably be a discussion about the meaning of life.

You're basically done here. You've reached the pinnacle of our membership program.