Paranoid Theorist

Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the Paranoid Theorist, where every door is a conspiracy, and every clock is a ticking time bomb.

Here, we'll explore the wild world of paranoid theories, where every explanation has an alternative explanation, and every truth has a truthier truth.

So, buckle up, friend, as we dive into:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can:

Theory Mill - Where we'll generate random paranoid theories on demand.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole of paranoid theorizing, and emerge with a new understanding of reality... or not.

About - Where we'll explain why we're all just a bunch of paranoid theorists.