Psychic Surgery Risks

A Guide to Mental Manipulation

Risks associated with psychic surgery are numerous and varied:

• Uncontrollable physical reactions
• Identity crisis due to mental merging with the patient
• Unwanted telepathy from neighboring minds
• Risk of psychic virus transmission
• Telekinetic accidents due to uncontrolled powers

Remember, psychic surgery is not a real thing, but if it were, this is what we'd say: