Lesson 4: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

By now, you should have a solid foundation in basic procrastination skills. But let's face it, you're not here for that. You're here for the good stuff.

Today, we're going to cover some of the more advanced techniques you need to become the ultimate procrastination master.

From TV binging to video gaming, we'll cover it all. And don't even get me started on social mediocrity...

So, buckle up, because it's time to get your procrastination on.

		procrastinate = fun + profit

Example use case:

John: "I've been playing video games for the past 12 hours. I'm basically a pro."

John's mom: "You're going to burn out your eyes and your life. When are you going to get a job?"

John: "Uh, never. I'm a professional gamer."

John's mom: "I think you mean 'unemployed'."