Contingency Planning: The Unlikely Art of Not Getting Caught

A Guide to Not Getting Caught When the Robots Take Over

You know the drill. One minute you're sipping margaritas on the beach, the next you're running for your life. Don't be that guy. Plan ahead, folks!

Below, you'll find our top-secret (not really) contingency plans for the inevitable infiltration of our robot overlords.

1. Hide in the fridge. It's like a time machine in there.
2. Use your wits. Pretend you're a genius. They might just let you go.
3. Call for help. Just kidding. They'll just send an army of drones to shut off your phone.

That's it. That's the plan. Good luck, human!

These guys are like the Mayans, but instead of predicting the end of the world, they predict the end of human free will. Worth a read, if you ask me.

They're like the weathermen of the apocalypse.

You know, just in case the robots take over, it's always good to have a secret message or two ready to go.

Just don't use Comic Sans. That's just tacky.