What is DEFCON-5?
DEFCON-5 is the world's premier defense against the forces of chaos. Our expert team has been training extensively with the finest bat-based defense techniques.
What kind of bats do you use?
We use only the finest, most devastating baseball bats available. Our bats are designed to deflect even the most intense of attacks.
How do I join the DEFCON-5?
Joining DEFCON-5 is easy! Just click on the advanced techniques link to learn more.
What's the best way to deflect a ninja?
Our experts recommend using the secret deflector techniques to take down even the sneakiest of ninjas.