Meeting called to order at 3:14 AM. Chairperson: Bob. Secretary: Alice. Purpose: To discuss the merits of adjournment.
Item 1: Motion to adjourn. Seconded by Jane. Discussion: Bob: "We should adjourn." Alice: "No, we should not adjourn." Result: Motion carried.
Item 2: Motion to adjourn again. Seconded by Bob. Discussion: Jane: "We've been adjourned for too long." Alice: "I'm tired of adjournment." Result: Motion carried.
According to Section 3, Subsection 2 of the Adjournment Manual, "The committee reserves the right to adjourn at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all."
Adjournment Rules: Rule 1: No meeting shall be adjourned without a valid adjournment reason.
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Remember, adjournment is not just a word, it's a way of life.
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