Minutes of Adjourning Committee, Meeting 122

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the merits of adjourning, or not.

Present:

• Chairman Mcgee
• Dr. Bruno PhD
• Professor Powell PhD
• Dr. Bunsen PhD
• Baron Von Schmee

Agenda:

• 1. Adjourning Definition
• 2. Adjourning in Practice
• 3. Adjourning in Philosophy
• 4. Adjourning in Technology

Adjournment in Technology:

Dr. Bunsen presented a paper on the applications of adjourning in robotics, citing the example of his own robotic vacuum cleaner that can be programmed to adjourne for extended periods of time.

Adjournment in Philosophy:

Chairman Mcgee led a discussion on the metaphysical implications of adjourning, concluding that it is a fundamental aspect of the human condition.

Adjournment in Practice:

Baron Von Schmee presented a case study on the successful implementation of adjourning in his own business, where he has saved millions by adjourning meetings.

Adjourning Definition:

Professor Powell defined adjourning as "the art of doing nothing for a long time, but still looking productive."

Adjournment in Action:

The committee voted unanimously to adjourne the meeting for another hour, citing "urgent" matters that needed further discussion.