Attendees:
- Chairman Mcgee (Chairman Mcgee)
- Assistant Secretary, Jane Smith
- Member, Bob Johnson
- Member, Carol Wilson
- Member, Dave Lee
Agenda:
- 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Welcome and Introductions
- 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM: Review of last week's minutes (which were mostly illegible)
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Discussion of the meaning of life
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner break
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Debate on the best pizza topping (anchovies or pineapple?)
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: The meaning of life is pizza
- Resolution 2: Anchovies are the superior pizza topping
- Resolution 3: Bob Johnson is secretly a robot
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned at 10:30 PM due to lack of sleep and existential dread.