Minutes from Meeting 123: Dave's It-Guy Techniques

Presented by: Dave, It Guy Extraordinaire

Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 interns who were forced to attend.

Objective: Review of "It Guy" techniques for optimal productivity and world domination.

Key takeaways:

• Always wear a suit that is at least 3 sizes too small.
• Use a minimum of 5 exclamation points per sentence.
• Carefully curate your facial hair to resemble a perfectly coiffed pompadour.
• Never, ever, ever use a laptop with a keyboard that is not a exact replica of a 1980s-era IBM Selectric.

Action items:

• Implement a mandatory "It Guy Fridays" where everyone in the office must wear a suit and tie.
• Replace all office computers with exact replicas of 1980s-era IBM Selectric's.
• Schedule a meeting with a renowned expert in "It Guy" techniques for next Thursday.

Appendix: Recommended reading list

Next Week's Agenda: More It Guy Goodness