Minutes of Meeting 123: Dave's It Guy Techniques

Present: Dave, the It Guy; Bob, the Not-It Guy; and Jane, the "I'll-try-but-probably-break-it" Guy.

Dave: "I fixed the printer. Again."

Bob: "That's not a fix, Dave. That's just a duct tape solution."

Jane: "I'm just here for the free donuts."

Dave: "I'm the It Guy. I can do that."