Discuss the feasibility of a cereal-only diet
Dave: "I've eaten 17 bowls of cereal today, and I feel... different."
Share tips on how to avoid doing actual work
Link to Strategy 1: Watch cat videos | Strategy 2: Call in sick to work
Meeting adjourned due to extreme hunger
Next Meeting: Meeting 124: The Search for the Lost Sock
Adjournment Committee Chair: Dave, IT Guy