Minutes of Meeting 458: The Coffee Break Debate

Subcommittee: The Coffee Connoisseurs

Present: Bob, Joe, and Jane

Objective: To determine the optimal coffee-to-sugar ratio in a cup of coffee.

Discussion:

• Bob: "I say 2:1, it's the only way to go."
• Joe: "No way, 1:2 is where it's at."
• Jane: "You're both wrong, it's all about the crema."

Conclusion:

After a heated debate, it was decided that the optimal ratio is 3:1, with a hint of cream.

Recommendations:

1. Use a ratio of 3:1 for maximum flavor.
2. Avoid using cream, it's a distraction.
3. Use a French press, it's the only civilized way to brew.