Conundrum-2: The Decisive Action Plan

After 5 minutes of intense contemplation, you've finally arrived at this moment of clarity.

Below is your carefully crafted plan of attack:

Step 1: Wake up, get dressed, and brush teeth

Step 2: Conquer the world (or at least, make a decent cup of coffee)

Step 3: Call mom, apologize for not having done step 1 & 2 yet

Step 4: Realize that step 3 was unnecessary and just go to step 5

Step 5: Binge-watch Netflix until the end of time